Complex Enhanced Bar & Grill

*watches tumble weed roll through the bar*
Someone should really close that door

Blasted tumbleweed! That one has been rolling across the car park and through the door for centuries — notice how it rolls backwards! Bills needs to employ some cleaning staff.

But certain tumbleweeds create rifts in subspace, some of which cause them to time travel! By removing the tumbleweeds we may cause them to interfere with our timeline in the process, possibly resulting in mutual destruction of our universes.

*open the bar's door*
I've heard speaking about parallel universes... Life must be horrible in the wrong trouser of time, ask Terry. You guys should really bring that tumbleweed out of there. Take care about not bringing it to the hooded faces standing in the car park. Tumbleweeds and hooded faces do not make good bedfellows, I believe.

If I have learned anything from the Doctor than that you should just point a sonic screwdriver at it to make a problem go away.

*points her sonic screwdriver remote control at tumble weed* Ahhh...it's not working D:

Gasp. Maybe destroying it with a Goa'Uld mothership will fix the problem. There may be some... Yeah, some collateral damages. I think it could be worth it to try this.

Okay, before you do anything stupid with that Ha'tak I'll use the transport rings to get to a safer cargo ship :')

It's fun how doing something stupid with a Ha'Tak sounds pleonastic. I always thought that Ha'Tak were designed to perform stupids actions, about fighting each other unto death or enslave people, just for fun. Never mind, I've got a tumbleweed to annihilate. *press the fire button*
OF COURSE IT DOESN'T WORK.
*look above the fire system*
What the hell is this small black bag? It's written C4?! It reminds me something... Can't figure out what, it bothers me. Well. I'm gonna do something more stupid so. The more a Goa'Uld warchief is fed up, the more he becomes stupid, isn't it?
*carries a smile of retarded viciousness*

Stand back I'll use Sajukk to get rid of this thing. I brought it into the bar, I can remove it.

*fires*

...

*misses*

DAMN!

Uhh, SpaceKookie, you forgot to switch the Sonic Screwdriver on!

@IGBC
You didn't miss — it's a quantum tumbleweed, if you focus on it, it isn't there anymore, but slightly elsewhere, in a relativistic sense. So you have to aim at where it will probably be at a given point in the future. So we need a mathematician to derive a predictive tumbleweed movement theory — I smell a research grant

Hang on if it's quantum tumble weed then we can force it to move by focusing our attention everywhere but outside.

*sets sensors the scan the room*
*tumble weed disappears*
*closes door*

There, it's outside now

Ah, but what about the infinite number of same quantum tumbleweeds which may also exist at slightly differing energy levels, not to mention the drag factor of temporal eddies...

Well to be honest I don't see how we can solve all that without collapsing spacetime around the bar.

just saying you guys maybe had a bit too many drinks... plus everyone knows the best solution it's to use a death star

[exceedingly slurred speech] I'm not drunk, this is a non-alcoholic pan galactic gargle blaster...