Complex Enhanced Bar & Grill

Come one, come all! The CE Bar & Grill is now open for business! For a mere 1500 credits (or your regional equivalent) you can buy a wonderful space-beer and take a seat, chillax and watch the monkies gamble.

Everyone is welcome (T&Cs apply), invite your friends, invite your family, invite your family friends, invite your monkies!

I'll take a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster please

Do you serve milk?

I don't have any monkeys to invite. Just ponies, do those count?

CEB&G? I reckon there is a bit of a franchise going on here.
It's those Chimps again, isn't it!

I'll have a GreenyBlue please, and a slice of that Hagrabiscuit, the one with the green mould on it (mmmm, looks delicious! Does it melt and grow in your mouth).

One pan-galactic Gargle Blaster from an old friend come back to join us!

One GreenyBlue from the original franchise holder.

And... Milk?!?

Ponies are ok as long as they at least dress like a chimp.

In a dusty corner od the CEB&G the Hagrabiscuit Vending Machine (Patent (always) pending, ZB Corp.) glurked and spat out a Babelfish free sample. The Machine had of course been here forever, rather like a Tardis really. Any free samples should be approached with a high degree of caution.

Something wrong with milk, sir?

Farcrada wrote:Something wrong with milk, sir?

I'm allergic to raw milk.

Well, that sucks...

Nakamura wrote:I'm allergic to raw milk.

Ah, you'll need some of that new Gargle milk then, comes out of The vending machine, chocolate flavoured, tastes a bit like beetroot and orange juice mixed, with a dash of lime.

*A Tall, slender character (me) walks in*
One beer please Bill; shaken, not stirred.

Glances to dusty "Gone for Tiffin" sign on bar...

Um you'd better try the vending machine Pardner.

Apologies. Tiffin is just too hard to resist.

Also, the beer is pre-stirred, sorry about that. I could shake it as well, but I'm just not sure it would be the same...

No... it wouldn't, I'll just have to make do.
*sits down at bar and drinks insufficiently shaken beer*

Pre-stirred beer!?
[looks with suspicion at nearly empty drink on counter]
What kind of a joint are you running here!

Um, better give me another one of those while you're at it...

*Looks up at the untended bar, there isn't even an "gone fishing sign" *

You might have to wait a while for that ALC

It's the time dilation, everything moves more slowly in the bar zone — you should see how fast things go in the restaurant upstairs though!

Indeed, its the... uh... time dilation. yeah, that.

Its not that I've just not checked in in a while

And watch out for the car park — it can take an age just to get in gear, and that's the automatics!

Car park?
I'm just gonna try something and anyone who recognizes it without google will get a cookie and hug from me in their mail

There is a car park at the corner of earl and summerset. But remember; cars aren't allowed in the car park. People aren't allowed in the car park. It's possible that you'll see hooded figures in the car park. Do NOT approach them. Do not approach the car park. The fence is electrified and highly dangerious. Try not to look at the car park, and especially do not look for any period of time at the hooded figures. The car park will not harm you. :p

Angels in the car park.

EDIT: I'd use the teleport.

ALC wrote:Angels in the car park.

EDIT: I'd use the teleport.

Okay I'm slightly confused now. I was making a huge reference to "Welcome to Nightvale"

Alll....hail the MIGHTY CLOW CLOUD! ALL HAIL!

SpaceKookie wrote:Okay I'm slightly confused now.

Google: angels Doctor who.

Dang, I guess that means I don't get a cookie then!
I'll have to go and rattle the Vending machine and see if it's giving out any free stuff...

Hmm, it could also have been The Auditors that were in the car park.
(Google: Discworld, auditors)

SpaceKookie wrote:Welcome to Nightvale"

Ok, I've heard of that..., now

Ah...THOSE angels...I HATE HATE HATE them so much >_> As in literally HATE them so much D:

And well Nightvale is a web podcast, give it a listen. it's pretty funny